Pages from the Secret Diary of Barack Obama
Talk about being out of touch with reality. When was the last time Mitt Romney filled up his own car with gasoline? He has a chauffeured limousine wherever he goes. Just like me. That’s why I don’t think about the price of gas. And neither should Mitt. Why? The joke’s on you, Mitt. The president … Read More »
It’s math. Gasoline prices won’t go down to $2.50 a gallon ever again. Why? The U.S. has 2-percent of the world’s oil and we use about 25-percent of the world’s oil. We absolutely positively cannot drill enough oil to reduce the price of gasoline in America. That’s just step one in my administration’s energy policy. … Read More »
It’s that time of year again. No, not another election. Another NCAA basketball tournament. It’s March Madness. No, not Newt Gingrich crying over another election loss. Basketball Fever. The problem is my schedule. I can catch a few games on television at night, but the only court side appearance was in the Western Kentucky and … Read More »
The Republican primary season is full of lessons on how to hate and the damage it can cause to a political campaign. Hating is the new official policy of Republicans. Faux News hates anything that Democrats do. Therefore, Republicans hate Democrats. The problem Democrats have is that we’re not haters. We argue among ourselves. We … Read More »
The latest polls are in. People in Alabama and Mississippi have yet to make it to the 21st century. So says another Public Policy Polling poll. Only 26-percent of people in those backward states believe in evolution. About the same percentage believe in dentistry. Over half the voters in Mississippie and almost half in Alabama … Read More »
Another day, another tragedy in Afghanistan. I run for office to become the education president, and suddenly Republicans are against education. After I was sworn in half my day is spent apologizing for American atrocities committed in other countries. And Republicans hate that, too. Those poor Afghans. If we’re not burning their holy books, then … Read More »
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