If Bill Clinton can call himself the first black President, despite being whiter than white, then it’s only fair to consider me the first black Kennedy. I prefer a comparison to Jack. There’s something of a ladies man in all of us. A comparison to Bobby will do, but not Ted. Please, no comparisons of … Read More »
Knowing Wright from wrong
May 3, 2008
I don’t hate Pastor Wright for what he said, how he said it, or what he’s doing to screw up my campaign for President. Now I know how O. J. Simpson felt. His wife fooled around on him, took his money, laughed at him. I’m not saying O. J. should have done it, but I … Read More »
The rope-a-dope campaign for President
May 2, 2008
It’s nothing personal. It’s just politics and a lesson I learned from watching Will Smith portray Muhammad Ali in the movie The Greatest. Rope-a-dope. Muhammad Ali coined the term for his fight against George Foreman, the so-called Rumble in the Jungle. Knowing he couldn’t beat Foreman head to head, blow for flow, Ali used the … Read More »
You cannot kill the Devil
May 1, 2008
This is how I know that Pastor Wright is really the Devil personified. He can’t be killed, no matter how hard I try. He’s all over the news these days spewing venomous hatred of whites and America and calling me a politician. That’s an insult. I’m really an agent for change. What I’ve come up with … Read More »
The game of pulling Hillary’s chain
April 30, 2008
One of my Secret Service agents is a sour looking Men in Black type. Dark suit. Dark glasses. He never smiles. He’s always in the way. When I tell him to relax and sit down somewhere away from me, he says, ‘I’m just doing my job, boy.’ Then he changes it to, ‘Sir.’ The subtlety … Read More »
Hillary, John, and me in four years
April 29, 2008
Here’s a good question that voters should be asking themselves. ‘Who do you want to run America in four years?’ After looking at artists sketches of Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and me, aged four years, I have to be the logical choice to be elected President. Hillary is already 60 years old and it takes … Read More »