As most political pundits already know, I won’t choose Hillary Clinton as my running mate. I haven’t decided whether to choose a man or a woman. If I choose a woman, and it is a possibility, I’m leaning toward Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill. She has all the right qualifications. Claire is a woman, she’s a … Read More »
Peril in the 21st century– ignoring Hillary
May 9, 2008
They say that hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned. Michelle taught me that. It is with deep regret that I recognize that Hillary Clinton is not likely to vote for me in the November general election. That is despite the fact that I have won more of the popular vote in … Read More »
On Karl Rove and warts
May 8, 2008
Uh oh. I see a problem ahead. Karl Rove, Republican strategist and dark lord of the Bush administration, is calling me the prohibitive favorite to win the Democratic nomination for President. Maybe it’s a curse. He say says I have warts. What I want to know is how did he find out? Only Michelle and … Read More »
The Hillary Deathwatch
May 7, 2008
It can’t be much longer before Hillary Clinton drops over dead. That’s probably a good thing because then I would not be under any obligation to tap her as my vice president. A lot of bad things happen when a candidate running for political office starts spending their own money. Ask Mitt Romney. Not only … Read More »
Indiana wants me! Almost!
May 6, 2008
As Bill Clinton used to say whenever a new, but not quite pretty enough, intern would show up at the White House, “Close, but no cigar!” I almost won Indiana and that would have been the knock out punch to finally take down Hildebeast. What Hillary doesn’t know is that my campaign seeded a few … Read More »
Hillary as Secretary of Defense?
May 5, 2008
It’s never to late to begin thinking about who to appoint to my Cabinet once I’m elected President. In a shocker to my aids and advisors, I’m seriously considering Hillary Clinton as Secretary of Defense. The woman is tough as nails, doesn’t quit like that patsy Donald Rumsfeld, and isn’t afraid to say in public … Read More »