I’m a sensitive guy. There are many battles in politics. Some we see in the election results. Some are ignored by the press in the heat of battle, only to be picked up by the historians. One such battle is what I call the cultural war. Democrats are the part of the working man. But … Read More »
Bill has to pay off Hillary’s gambling debts
May 15, 2008
We’re leaking to the press today that Hillary has gambling debts and Bill has to go back to work to help pay them off. What a great line. This year alone Hillary has run up over $20-million in gambling debts. Sure, the Clintstones have plenty of money, what with the book deals, and Bill’s speeches, … Read More »
Timing is everything
May 14, 2008
So, Hillary Clinton wins big in the ultimate cracker state, West Virginia. The only thing black in West Virginia are the coal mines and the miner’s teeth. It’s enough to make a dental hygienist cry. I almost had to laugh because Hillary started the day on the talk show tour to trump up her victory … Read More »
Political music is serious business
May 13, 2008
Hillary Clinton doesn’t know it yet, but she lost the Democratic nomination for President because her campaign music is so bad. Expect the same result for John McCain in the general election. My music is better than your music. Political candidates like to think that they’re all about new ideas, and identifying with voters, but … Read More »
The SuperDelegate race is over
May 12, 2008
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and you can see the results of that fury in Hillary Clinton’s face. One SuperDelegate after another is stepping up to endorse me over Hillary. It’s very gratifying, and a relief. Most of us in the Democratic party can only pray that Hillary retires from public office … Read More »
The Empire Strikes Barack
May 11, 2008
What can I say? I love this country. If anything, I love it for the freedom it gives to average, everyday Americans to roast their politicians, especially the really, really mean politicians, those from the Dark Side of the Force. Hillary Clinton started her own online viral campaign, ‘Hillary in the House‘ with a bunch … Read More »