A picture tells a thousand words

What goes around, comes around. The Clintonians are having a hissy fit over some photos of Bill Clinton and Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Together. It seems that President Clinton invited Pastor Wright to the White House back when Clinton was embroiled in the Monica Lewinsky affair and was close to losing the impeachment vote to convict. … Read More »

‘My friend Katie’

Two more debates. That’s all. Hillary has agreed to another debate in Pennsylvania on April 16th, and we’ve schedule another for North Carolina on April 19th. So far, Hillary hasn’t agreed to the April 19th debate, just a few weeks before the North Carolina primary election. Why? Some of my advisors think Hillary doesn’t want … Read More »

The problem with Joe McCarthy

General Tony McPeak stuck his foot in it today. He said Bill Clinton’s campaign tactics are similar to those of Joe McCarthy. I called Tony and told him his remarks were a little over the top and not beneficial to the campaign. He said, “But Barack, it’s true. The Clintons behave just like Joe McCarthy … Read More »

‘Like Bush? Vote McCain.’

My campaign slogan for the presidential election against John McCain is simple. ‘Like Bush? Vote McCain. He’s like Bush.” That slogan is so hot that I hear John McCain’s staff is furious and don’t want President Bush to campaign for McCain before the election. ‘Like Bush? Vote McCain. He’s like Bush.’ I say it over … Read More »

‘Was that a great speech, or what?’

I feel like a political playwright. My speeches inspire, instruct, and motivate. The reviews of my speech on ‘race’ in the aftermath of Pastor Wright’s incendiary comments are pouring in and they’re mostly positive. The only thing different about this speech was leaving behind the ‘preacher’ in me and simply addressing the audience, and the … Read More »

Michelle: “I told you so.”

Michelle warned me about Pastor Wright years ago, so this whole affair is mostly my fault and I take responsibility. Most of us in the congregation simply attributed Pastor Wright’s fiery diatribes to old age. His old age and the age of the liquor he enjoyed so much. Put the two together and give a … Read More »