I want a woman as Vice President

I would rather move my family to Australia than be forced to select Hillary Clinton as my Vice Presidential running mate. She must be the nastiest woman in politics. Ever. There is plenty of pressure on both of us to select the other as a running mate, regardless of who wins. I understand the issue. … Read More »

The Mario brother

Former New York Governor Mario Cuomo says I should pick Hillary Clinton as my Vice President when I win the Democratic nomination. He called me on the phone to tell me that a Democratic disaster looms in November if Hillary and I don’t get together.  Like this whole delegate squabble is somehow my fault. I … Read More »

‘We shall overcome! Again.’

Yes, some say I should have done something about Pastor Wright before I started the campaign for President. Same say it’s easier to put the past behind us early in a campaign. I did that when I acknowledged taking drugs in college. Some things are just better off as old news. I expected Pastor Wright’s … Read More »

Pulling a fast one on the cops

Michelle and I love Chicago. It’s the only city in the country where we can put on jeans, a hoodie, and a ski cap and walk down the streets in the dead of winter and not get hassled. Last week we headed down the street to our favorite McDonald’s for some coffee. A few McDonald’s … Read More »

Enough is enough, already!

“First class, all the way, baby!” That’s what I told Michelle. We’re scrapping the campaign for a few days and heading off to the Virgin Islands. I need a break. Enough is enough. If Hillary wants to slog through Pittsburgh and Philadelphia all week, it’s fine with me. It won’t get her any more money … Read More »

‘Crash and burn,’ my ass!

Who is Victor Davis Hanson and why does he hate me? Never trust anyone who uses all three of his names. People never hear me refer to myself as ‘Barack HUSSEIN Obama.’ I was on the beach this morning doing nothing when Michelle brings me a printed copy of The National Review article by Hanson. … Read More »