It’s never to late to begin thinking about who to appoint to my Cabinet once I’m elected President. In a shocker to my aids and advisors, I’m seriously considering Hillary Clinton as Secretary of Defense. The woman is tough as nails, doesn’t quit like that patsy Donald Rumsfeld, and isn’t afraid to say in public … Read More »

It’s nothing personal. It’s just politics and a lesson I learned from watching Will Smith portray Muhammad Ali in the movie The Greatest. Rope-a-dope. Muhammad Ali coined the term for his fight against George Foreman, the so-called Rumble in the Jungle. Knowing he couldn’t beat Foreman head to head, blow for flow, Ali used the … Read More »

Any political campaign requires quick changes. I’ve got the black African-American vote sewn up. I split the white men vote with Hillary Clinton, but she’s leading among white women. What’s a politician to do? Come up with a new campaign slogan. Barack Obama: ‘I Love White Women.’ I thought of it myself. We’re having a … Read More »

Nobody likes high gasoliine prices. John McCain says he has a plan to reduce gasoline prices for average Americans. I studied his plan. If it worked, and it won’t, McCain’s would will save Americans about $25 a year. The truth is this. The days of $1.50 a gallon for gasoline are over. As a politician … Read More »

Losing is such sweet sorrow. Except for the losing part. All the money in the world would not convince those donkey voters in Pennsylvania that there is true hope for the tattered, shabby, bitter lives. They really enjoy reveling in their misery. I hate losing. It hurts me. If voters knew how much they hurt … Read More »

It’s not a personal thing, but Hillary Clinton scares me to death. She’s the quintessential horror movie zombie that won’t quit, always on the prowl, always ready to take a bite of human flesh. My flesh. That scares me. I expect Hillary to win the Pennsylvania primary. She won’t gain many delegates but I don’t think it … Read More »