I couldn’t believe it when I heard it. Joe Biden’s mouth was loose again. This time he’s supporting gay marriage. I thought we’d agreed not to talk about that until after the election. A vice president’s job is just like that of the First Lady. There’s no job description. The veep is there to support … Read More »

The White House staff was in a campaign meeting over the weekend. We were trying to figure out how I can get out of the White House and do more campaigning before the election. Whistle stops. Fund raisers. That sort of thing. Then, Joe Biden said, “Mr. President, you can campaign wherever you go. Anytime, … Read More »

Whatever I do, the Republicans in congress do the opposite. If I try a diplomatic solution to solve the crisis in Iran, Republicans say bomb them already. If I say the economy is improving, the Republicans say it’s not improving enough. If I dance with Michelle at a White House reception, Republicans complain I’m not … Read More »

What a shocker. Mitt Romney says he has a budget plan that will cut the size of federal government, but not defense or Social Security, and he’ll cut taxes, and he’ll balance the budget, and he’ll drop the unemployment rate, and reduce the price of gasoline. Alright, Mitt. I’m game. How do you plan to … Read More »

If only there were a way I could stop being president and simply run for president. Frankly, it’s a lot more fun campaigning than it is running the country. Campaigning is about speeches and collecting money. Running the country is about speeches and spending money. Last month I raised $45-million. That may sound like a … Read More »

Talk about being out of touch with reality. When was the last time Mitt Romney filled up his own car with gasoline? He has a chauffeured limousine wherever he goes. Just like me. That’s why I don’t think about the price of gas. And neither should Mitt. Why? The joke’s on you, Mitt. The president … Read More »