Bill has to pay off Hillary’s gambling debts

We’re leaking to the press today that Hillary has gambling debts and Bill has to go back to work to help pay them off. What a great line. This year alone Hillary has run up over $20-million in gambling debts. Sure, the Clintstones have plenty of money, what with the book deals, and Bill’s speeches, … Read More »

Indiana wants me! Almost!

As Bill Clinton used to say whenever a new, but not quite pretty enough, intern would show up at the White House, “Close, but no cigar!” I almost won Indiana and that would have been the knock out punch to finally take down Hildebeast. What Hillary doesn’t know is that my campaign seeded a few … Read More »

Am I like Jack or Ted?

If Bill Clinton can call himself the first black President, despite being whiter than white, then it’s only fair to consider me the first black Kennedy. I prefer a comparison to Jack. There’s something of a ladies man in all of us. A comparison to Bobby will do, but not Ted. Please, no comparisons of … Read More »

Pastor Wright is the Devil

I don’t know how else to put it. I condemned Pastor Wright’s divisive and racists comments already. The issue should have died and been buried by now. Instead, Pastor Wright is on the offensive with a defense of what he said. Now he says that anyone who doesn’t agree with what he said about America … Read More »

It ain’t over until the fat lady cries

No matter what happens in the voting today in Pennsylvania, it ain’t over until the fat lady cries. The fat lady is Hillary. She cries when I win. The last Democratic primary elections are in Montana and South Dakota in June. By then I will have more delegates pledged to me than Hillary. I will … Read More »

Weathering the Weather Underground

Hillary Clinton is something else. Now she accuses me of being a sympathizer of terrorists because I know a terrorist. William Ayres was a Weather Underground terrorist in the 1960s. A bomb blew up. People died. He and his wife were on the run for a decade or so before going legitimate. I served on … Read More »