I don’t know what it is with ex-Presidents. It’s not like they need the money once they leave office. They’re all rich now, what with speeches, personal appearances, book deals. All of them. Jimmy Carter is always in the news. So is George Bush. The one married to his mother. Only Ronald Reagan was good … Read More »

How much is Cindy McCain worth? Tens of millions. Hundreds of millions. Whatever. It’s easy to lose count. We just received a tip that Cindy McCain will release her income tax returns for 2006. Nothing about years before, nothing about 2007, but suffice it to say that she made millions in 2006 and didn’t do … Read More »

It’s difficult to believe how much good Hillary Clinton has done to the democratic process and this year’s presidential race. She didn’t quit. She’s tough and smart and relentless and fought a tough fight and I’m a better candidate because of what Hillary has done. Who is a tougher opponent? John McCain or Hillary Clinton? … Read More »

We’re leaking to the press today that Hillary has gambling debts and Bill has to go back to work to help pay them off. What a great line. This year alone Hillary has run up over $20-million in gambling debts. Sure, the Clintstones have plenty of money, what with the book deals, and Bill’s speeches, … Read More »

As Bill Clinton used to say whenever a new, but not quite pretty enough, intern would show up at the White House, “Close, but no cigar!” I almost won Indiana and that would have been the knock out punch to finally take down Hildebeast. What Hillary doesn’t know is that my campaign seeded a few … Read More »

If Bill Clinton can call himself the first black President, despite being whiter than white, then it’s only fair to consider me the first black Kennedy. I prefer a comparison to Jack. There’s something of a ladies man in all of us. A comparison to Bobby will do, but not Ted. Please, no comparisons of … Read More »