For crying out loud. I’m trying to run a re-election campaign and what do the Republicans start doing? They’re agreeing with me. Mitt Romney agrees with me. I’m out on the campaign trail telling college age kids and their parents that we’ll keep low interest student loans in my administration. An hour later, Mitt Romney … Read More »

Who’s Public Enemy No. 1? My staff wants me to single out Allen West, that Tea Party congressman from Florida, and call him on the carpet for all the crazy things he says to rile up his party. I can’t do it. I love the guy. West is a gift to the Democrats. Sure, he … Read More »

For crying out loud, guys. Stay out of trouble. And, watch out for Colombian women. That’s the last thing I said to my Secret Service agents after we got off the plane in Colombia. So, what happened? A dozen of our top Secret Service agents got embroiled in a sex scandal during my trip to … Read More »

We celebrated in the White House the night Newt Gingrich won the Republican primary election in South Carolina. What a night. Joe Biden was so drunk he ordered some General to invade Iraq. The General was visiting from Mexico. Michelle doesn’t drink that much, but when she heard Newt Gingrich on television tell all the … Read More »

Iowa’s oldest living politician, Senator Chuck Grassley, called me stupid. Stupid? Why? Because I scolded the Supreme Court about the danger of overturning Obamacare. What did Grassley say? Constituents askd why i am not outraged at PresO attack on supreme court independence. Bcause Am ppl r not stupid as this x prof of con law. … Read More »

State visits are such a bore. Seriously. Now I know why Joe Biden refuses to attend to these meetings. This week we had a visit by Mexican President Felipe Calderon and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen harper. We were the Three Amigos. If it were not for Calderon I would have faked the flu just to … Read More »