Republicans are so easy to manipulate. Anything I say, they say the opposite. That opens up a lot of funny possibilities. Last week I got a call from Jimmy Fallon. Or, maybe it was Jimmy Kimmel. All these late night talk show hosts look the same to me. They’re all white. Anyway, it was Jimmy-somebody, … Read More »

It’s math. Gasoline prices won’t go down to $2.50 a gallon ever again. Why? The U.S. has 2-percent of the world’s oil and we use about 25-percent of the world’s oil. We absolutely positively cannot drill enough oil to reduce the price of gasoline in America. That’s just step one in my administration’s energy policy. … Read More »

It’s that time of year again. No, not another election. Another NCAA basketball tournament. It’s March Madness. No, not Newt Gingrich crying over another election loss. Basketball Fever. The problem is my schedule. I can catch a few games on television at night, but the only court side appearance was in the Western Kentucky and … Read More »

That crazy Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu is back in town begging for more money, more aid, more military technology. In exchange for whatever he wants this time all he has to do is tone down his rhetoric. No, not blasting the Iranians. Blasting me. In private meetings Netanyahu is just a royal pain, so I … Read More »

My bet is that Republicans will have a brokered convention this summer. There’s no way any of the Republican candidates for president will get to 50-percent of the delegates before the convention. Why? They keep saying dumb things that turn voters away. The perfect example is in Michigan. Both Romney and Santorum were against the … Read More »

I don’t know how it happened. Votes are strange creatures. There are more Republican governors than Democrat governors. Still, they find the time to give me a toast. Except for Jan Brewer, the Arizona party pooper. And I mean that in a nice way. The National Governors Association winter meeting was held today in Washington … Read More »