Tell it like it is. Those are tough words for a politician. I view it as a challenge, that’s why I stayed out of Pennsylvania when I said the working class there are bitter and don’t like people who are not like them. It’s interesting, but no one has disagreed with what I said, which … Read More »

It’s time to put on my Prince Charming suit and bring it home to the ladies of Pennsylvania so I can pave my way to Pennsylvania Avenue. The women of Pennsylvania are so starved for attention that all I have to do is smile and catch a few eyes while I’m campaigning here. These poor women are … Read More »

I’m having a hard time figuring out Hillary Clinton’s allure to Democratic voters. The woman is mean, harsh, cold, demanding, and so tough her husband sought solace and comfort in the arms, or lips, of another woman; countless times. Still, she’s like The Terminator, and never quits. Tonight I watched her on The Tonight Show … Read More »

Alright, I won’t win the primary election in Pennsylvania. Just like in Ohio and Texas and elsewhere, I’ll come close. Hillary will get the headlines, I’ll get the delegates. That works for me. Winning a primary is not a black or white thing, so to speak. We split the delegates based on votes. Without spending … Read More »

I would rather move my family to Australia than be forced to select Hillary Clinton as my Vice Presidential running mate. She must be the nastiest woman in politics. Ever. There is plenty of pressure on both of us to select the other as a running mate, regardless of who wins. I understand the issue. … Read More »

Michelle and I love Chicago. It’s the only city in the country where we can put on jeans, a hoodie, and a ski cap and walk down the streets in the dead of winter and not get hassled. Last week we headed down the street to our favorite McDonald’s for some coffee. A few McDonald’s … Read More »