They say that hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned. Michelle taught me that. It is with deep regret that I recognize that Hillary Clinton is not likely to vote for me in the November general election. That is despite the fact that I have won more of the popular vote in … Read More »

I don’t hate Pastor Wright for what he said, how he said it, or what he’s doing to screw up my campaign for President. Now I know how O. J. Simpson felt. His wife fooled around on him, took his money, laughed at him. I’m not saying O. J. should have done it, but I … Read More »

One of my Secret Service agents is a sour looking Men in Black type. Dark suit. Dark glasses. He never smiles. He’s always in the way. When I tell him to relax and sit down somewhere away from me, he says, ‘I’m just doing my job, boy.’ Then he changes it to, ‘Sir.’ The subtlety … Read More »

Here’s a good question that voters should be asking themselves. ‘Who do you want to run America in four years?’ After looking at artists sketches of Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and me, aged four years, I have to be the logical choice to be elected President. Hillary is already 60 years old and it takes … Read More »

Michelle is pissed at me. Again. She gets that way whenever I lose a big primary. She wouldn’t talk to me for a week after I lost Ohio and Texas. Now with Pennsylvania down the tubes, I’m not likely to Mr. Intimate for a month. Or, maybe until North Carolina. Michelle says I’ll be the … Read More »

This is what drives me. Hope shall prevail, but fear is the motivator. Fear that Hillary Clinton could still win the nomination and become President. Michelle tells me I’m becoming paranoid about Hillary’s dogged determination to keep going at all costs. Hillary can afford to keep going at all costs. Her campaign contributions may be … Read More »