This was a blast from the past. A girl I dated was interviewed for a new book about me. Trust me, it’ll be the first of many. Apparently, she kept detailed notes of our love life in her diary. I gotta be more careful. A diary can come back to haunt you. Genevieve Cook was … Read More »

The most memorable time I’ve had as president isn’t what you think. Sure, killing Osama bin Laden was great, but that just doesn’t hold a candle to zinging Republicans at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner every year. I had to thank members of congress who took a break from not passing any laws to dine … Read More »

I don’t know how many times I have to say it before it syncs in, but, yes, Kanye West is still a jackass. The question of what I think of Kanye West gets asked at every news conference, and my answer is still the same. He’s talented. I like him. He’s a jackass. Come on, … Read More »

It’s nice to know that I’m loved by so many women. There’s Michelle, of course. And Hillary. And I’m sure there are others. Hillary gave a talk at the Women of Courage Awards at the State Department a few weeks ago. Someone in the audience asked her how much she loves her president. Without skipping … Read More »

Mitt Romney has joined the Bush club. Former President George H. W. Bush has endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Former First Lady Barbara Bush has endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Even their normal son, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush has endorsed Mitt Romney for president. The only hold out so far is former President George … Read More »

Michelle told me to attend a fundraiser in Vermont. She promised I would love Coachella. Vermont is good for Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, Cabot cheddar cheese, and maple syrup. I figured Coachella was some kind of food indigenous to Vermont. Or, maybe a trendy and expensive maker of leather bags for women, and Michelle … Read More »