As my campaign begins to sew up the Democratic presidential nomination, politicians come out of the woodwork with ideas about how they can ‘help’ an Obama administration. Senator Jim Webb wants to be my running mate. He barely won his Senate seat against a Republican doofus who handed Webb the election. What value does Webb … Read More »

I treat Jews like family. I don’t trust my family. My mother married a crazy black man from Africa. What does that say about her rush to judgment? My father left my mother when I was a young boy. What does that say about what he thought of my mother? The point is that I … Read More »

Alright, someone figured it out. I didn’t campaign in Kentucky. Maybe once, but it was a drive by or a fly over or whatever they call a campaign pit stop without the stop. Why bother? The only thing good to come out of Kentucky is bourbon and blue grass. I like a shot of one … Read More »

Hillary Clinton doesn’t know it yet, but she lost the Democratic nomination for President because her campaign music is so bad. Expect the same result for John McCain in the general election. My music is better than your music. Political candidates like to think that they’re all about new ideas, and identifying with voters, but … Read More »

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and you can see the results of that fury in Hillary Clinton’s face. One SuperDelegate after another is stepping up to endorse me over Hillary. It’s very gratifying, and a relief. Most of us in the Democratic party can only pray that Hillary retires from public office … Read More »

As most political pundits already know, I won’t choose Hillary Clinton as my running mate. I haven’t decided whether to choose a man or a woman. If I choose a woman, and it is a possibility, I’m leaning toward Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill. She has all the right qualifications. Claire is a woman, she’s a … Read More »