Pages from the Secret Diary of Barack Obama
I couldn’t believe it when I heard it. Joe Biden’s mouth was loose again. This time he’s supporting gay marriage. I thought we’d agreed not to talk about that until after the election. A vice president’s job is just like that of the First Lady. There’s no job description. The veep is there to support … Read More »
This was a blast from the past. A girl I dated was interviewed for a new book about me. Trust me, it’ll be the first of many. Apparently, she kept detailed notes of our love life in her diary. I gotta be more careful. A diary can come back to haunt you. Genevieve Cook was … Read More »
The White House staff was in a campaign meeting over the weekend. We were trying to figure out how I can get out of the White House and do more campaigning before the election. Whistle stops. Fund raisers. That sort of thing. Then, Joe Biden said, “Mr. President, you can campaign wherever you go. Anytime, … Read More »
The most memorable time I’ve had as president isn’t what you think. Sure, killing Osama bin Laden was great, but that just doesn’t hold a candle to zinging Republicans at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner every year. I had to thank members of congress who took a break from not passing any laws to dine … Read More »
Republicans are so easy to manipulate. Anything I say, they say the opposite. That opens up a lot of funny possibilities. Last week I got a call from Jimmy Fallon. Or, maybe it was Jimmy Kimmel. All these late night talk show hosts look the same to me. They’re all white. Anyway, it was Jimmy-somebody, … Read More »
For crying out loud. I’m trying to run a re-election campaign and what do the Republicans start doing? They’re agreeing with me. Mitt Romney agrees with me. I’m out on the campaign trail telling college age kids and their parents that we’ll keep low interest student loans in my administration. An hour later, Mitt Romney … Read More »
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