I know President’s Day isn’t like a real birthday, but you’d think the staff would at least come up with some kind of personalized celebration. My calendar is full of fluff today, so there were opportunities for a little party, some cake, a bowl of punch.
What happened?
Fox News. That’s what happened.
Fox News goes out of their way to take everything I do and turn it into political shenanigans. Easter Egg Hunt on the White House grounds? That was wasting food while Americans were going hungry.
Hey! We fed those kids. Eggs are the perfect food. It’s not my fault some of the Republican kids ate the egg shells and got sick. Where were their parents?
A little cake to celebrate something good like Washington’s birthday would be a nice touch. But no more white cake with white icing.
All the cake in this White House will be chocolate from now on. With chocolate icing. Even that will get twisted by Fox News. They’ll call it Devil’s Food Cake.
I’m damned if I do, and damned if I don’t.
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