I Can’t Lose In Michigan

My bet is that Republicans will have a brokered convention this summer. There’s no way any of the Republican candidates for president will get to 50-percent of the delegates before the convention. Why? They keep saying dumb things that turn voters away. The perfect example is in Michigan. Both Romney and Santorum were against the … Read More »

Having It Both Ways On The Pipeline

Yes, you can have it both ways. The Republicans in the House want the Keystone XL oil pipeline to run from Canada to the U.S. oil refineries in the Gulf of Mexico. I said no. Why? Because I can. And because it sets House Speaker John Boehner’s hair on fire every time I go against … Read More »

Toasting Me, Toasting You, Toasting

Obama Toasts Republicans

I don’t know how it happened. Votes are strange creatures. There are more Republican governors than Democrat governors. Still, they find the time to give me a toast. Except for Jan Brewer, the Arizona party pooper. And I mean that in a nice way. The National Governors Association winter meeting was held today in Washington … Read More »

When Gas Will Drop To $2.00 A Gallon

Drill Baby Drill

Newt Gingrich promised that gasoline prices would drop to $2.50 a gallon after he’s elected president. I won’t say it to the public but holding your breath waiting for $2.00 a gallon gasoline will turn you blue before the price drops a nickel. Drilling for more oil will only make the oil companies richer, but … Read More »

Why February For Black History Month?

The 19th Smithsonian museum is set to open in 2015, the year before I leave office. This one will be called the National Museum of African American History and Culture. The building goes up on the National Mall, a place where African-American lives were once traded. Washington is where the pillars of America’s democracy were … Read More »

Jesus For President

Christians on the right are coming out of the woodwork to denounce me and my religion. I should have seen this coming. If I had, I would have planned a few more photo ops of me and Billy Graham at the White House. It’s as if I’m running against Jesus for President. The real Jesus … Read More »