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With Hillary Clinton’s campaign heavily in debt and running on fear, it’s time to begin the process of healing the tattered and torn Democratic party, worn and haggard from the abuse heaped upon it by the Clintstones.

One of the first steps to healing is the select a running mate for an Obama presidency. It’s important that the disaffected political groups within the party feel as if they’re a part of the vice presidential selection process.

They won’t be, but it’s important for them to think they are.

The most disaffected group within the Democratic party is white women. They need to feel that I’m considering a white woman as my running mate. I am. Senator Claire McCaskill of Missouri. She already told me that she isn’t interested in the job. The reasons are many and varied but it has something to do with a truck driver and a picnic.

The second most disaffected group within the Democratic party is uneducated, illiterate white men, exemplified by high unemployment rates, and shotguns in the back window of their pickup trucks. They want a white vice president and the man a mere heart beat from the presidency.

Disaffected groups all want to feel that they’re a valued part of the democratic process in this election.

They won’t be, but it’s important for them to think they are.

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