Alright, someone figured it out. I didn’t campaign in Kentucky. Maybe once, but it was a drive by or a fly over or whatever they call a campaign pit stop without the stop.
Why bother? The only thing good to come out of Kentucky is bourbon and blue grass. I like a shot of one and a toke of the other. Well, I used to. No more. I’m allergic to the stuff. Not the bourbon. Blue grass. It must be something in the fertilizer because I get a rash on my chest something fierce. All the calamine lotion in the world won’t keep it from itching.
It got so bad that when we did the pit stop, drive by, fly over, whatever when I was in Kentucky that I got hives from being near some guy just out mowing his lawn. Blue grass was in the air. I could smell it.
Kentucky would be a great place if they would pay more attention to educating their young instead of making more of them.
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