We’re leaking to the press today that Hillary has gambling debts and Bill has to go back to work to help pay them off.
What a great line. This year alone Hillary has run up over $20-million in gambling debts. Sure, the Clintstones have plenty of money, what with the book deals, and Bill’s speeches, but $20-million is six months?
You could do better in Las Vegas but it would take a long time to lose that much money.
Yesterday David Plouffe received a call from Terry McAuliffe, Hillary’s campaign boss. They want to make a deal. It’s really simple. All I have to do is put Hillary on the Democratic ticket, pay off her $20-million gambling debt, give her another $10-million to boot. You know, for her ‘troubles.’ She’s married to Bill Clinton. How will $10-million fix that.
Well, we told Terry to tell Hillary that we’d pay off her $20-million debt, we’d give her another $30-million for her troubles, she could keep her New York senate seat, stay married to Bill
Oh, and she’d have to say, ‘I quit. Barack beat me.’
Like that’ll happen. John Edwards and I just laughed up a storm. What a great guy. I wonder what he wants.
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