So, Hillary Clinton wins big in the ultimate cracker state, West Virginia. The only thing black in West Virginia are the coal mines and the miner’s teeth. It’s enough to make a dental hygienist cry.
I almost had to laugh because Hillary started the day on the talk show tour to trump up her victory and we leaked the news that John Edwards would endorse me. John and I had this planned for months.
That leaked news got bigger headlines than Hillary’s win in the West Virginia primary. Most news networks didn’t even bother to cover it. Who wants to go to West Virginia? Ever!
Anyway, we sat around all day, John and I, and talked about Hillary and Bill and their foibles and troubles, and how much debt she’s run up in the past few months, and how Bill has to be out on the speech trail to make enough money to pay off Hillary’s gambling debts.
My God. What a great thought!
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