Am I like Jack or Ted?

If Bill Clinton can call himself the first black President, despite being whiter than white, then it’s only fair to consider me the first black Kennedy. I prefer a comparison to Jack. There’s something of a ladies man in all of us.

A comparison to Bobby will do, but not Ted. Please, no comparisons of me to Ted Kennedy. The man is a womanizing, lecherous, lush. Nice hair, though.

I’ve ordered some signs for the Democratic Convention in Denver. Once I receive the nomination campaign supporters will pass out signs that say, “Obama– The Black JFK.”

The Black JFK. It just works.

The more I think about it, the more that slogan has a great ring to it. It brings back exciting times of dreams lost in tragedy.

It’s a whole lot better than the one Michelle thought of. 

The “Democratic Reagan?” What was she thinking?

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