We’ve been trying to rally disaffected Democratic voters, mostly under educated white men and women, with little success. They’re in bunker mode already. ‘Give me Hillary, or give me death’ seems to be the rallying cry among some Democratic voters in California, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Texas. That’s to be expected. They backed a loser and … Read More »
Why does Jim Webb call me ‘brother?’
May 25, 2008
As my campaign begins to sew up the Democratic presidential nomination, politicians come out of the woodwork with ideas about how they can ‘help’ an Obama administration. Senator Jim Webb wants to be my running mate. He barely won his Senate seat against a Republican doofus who handed Webb the election. What value does Webb … Read More »
The problem with Bill Clinton
May 24, 2008
I don’t know what it is with ex-Presidents. It’s not like they need the money once they leave office. They’re all rich now, what with speeches, personal appearances, book deals. All of them. Jimmy Carter is always in the news. So is George Bush. The one married to his mother. Only Ronald Reagan was good … Read More »
The running mate want ads
May 23, 2008
With Hillary Clinton’s campaign heavily in debt and running on fear, it’s time to begin the process of healing the tattered and torn Democratic party, worn and haggard from the abuse heaped upon it by the Clintstones. One of the first steps to healing is the select a running mate for an Obama presidency. It’s … Read More »
Hillary and the assassination card
May 22, 2008
Hillary Clinton plays cards. She’s played the gender card, abused-spouse card, the underdog card, the race card, the money card, and probably a few cards that I’m not aware of but that haven’t made the news. The only card left to play is the assassination card. It’s merely a matter of time before Hillary invokes … Read More »
John McCain doesn’t need campaign money?
May 22, 2008
How much is Cindy McCain worth? Tens of millions. Hundreds of millions. Whatever. It’s easy to lose count. We just received a tip that Cindy McCain will release her income tax returns for 2006. Nothing about years before, nothing about 2007, but suffice it to say that she made millions in 2006 and didn’t do … Read More »