To say that Philadelphia is a city of crooks run by crooks is to say that George W. Bush is the worst President ever. Everyone knows. We’re trying to organize our typical grass roots campaign in Philadelphia and ran into a few snags along the way. Snags? Philadelphia is run by crooks who want their … Read More »
No public campaign financing for me
April 10, 2008
Why bother with public campaign finance money? It’s not enough. Sure, $84-million in two months sounds like a lot of money. To John McCain. It’s chicken feed. I’ve raised twice that much money already, and can probably do it again between now and the general election. The deal is rather straightforward. Or, as I like … Read More »
That’s ‘Prince Charming’ to you, ladies
April 9, 2008
It’s time to put on my Prince Charming suit and bring it home to the ladies of Pennsylvania so I can pave my way to Pennsylvania Avenue. The women of Pennsylvania are so starved for attention that all I have to do is smile and catch a few eyes while I’m campaigning here. These poor women are … Read More »
The Queen of Mean is a Rich Witch
April 8, 2008
So the Clinton’s are worth $100-million? That’s only the amount they’re telling us they’ve earned. They are probably worth more. Hillary will get another book deal or two, and both will go on the speaking tour and earn millions more. I thought Michelle and I were doing well, having earned a few hundred thousand a … Read More »
Howard Dean is a moron
April 7, 2008
‘Howard Dean is a moron.’ There. I’ve said it. It’s not public, but it’s what I think, and it’s what most of my staff thinks I think. Singlehandedly, Dean has done more damage to the Democratic Party than Monica Lewinsky, and she didn’t even use her hands. It’s the SuperDelegate mess. It’s the Florida and … Read More »
Rats that leave a sinking ship
April 6, 2008
I just got a call from Mark Penn, one of the campaign strategists on Hillary Clinton’s campaign. He wants to defect. That would be a crushing blow for Senator Clinton, a trusted insider calls it quits and heads to the other side. I’m not so sure that’s such a good idea. First, it could be … Read More »