Michelle is pissed at me. Again. She gets that way whenever I lose a big primary. She wouldn’t talk to me for a week after I lost Ohio and Texas. Now with Pennsylvania down the tubes, I’m not likely to Mr. Intimate for a month. Or, maybe until North Carolina. Michelle says I’ll be the … Read More »
Losing is such sweet sorrow
April 23, 2008
Losing is such sweet sorrow. Except for the losing part. All the money in the world would not convince those donkey voters in Pennsylvania that there is true hope for the tattered, shabby, bitter lives. They really enjoy reveling in their misery. I hate losing. It hurts me. If voters knew how much they hurt … Read More »
It ain’t over until the fat lady cries
April 22, 2008
No matter what happens in the voting today in Pennsylvania, it ain’t over until the fat lady cries. The fat lady is Hillary. She cries when I win. The last Democratic primary elections are in Montana and South Dakota in June. By then I will have more delegates pledged to me than Hillary. I will … Read More »
Bill Clinton would vote for me
April 21, 2008
What can I say? Pictures tell a story. So does a video tape of Bill Clinton telling voters to go for hope and not fear. You gotta love YouTube.
Hillary can win if Bill cheats
April 20, 2008
This is what drives me. Hope shall prevail, but fear is the motivator. Fear that Hillary Clinton could still win the nomination and become President. Michelle tells me I’m becoming paranoid about Hillary’s dogged determination to keep going at all costs. Hillary can afford to keep going at all costs. Her campaign contributions may be … Read More »
Hillary scares me to death
April 19, 2008
It’s not a personal thing, but Hillary Clinton scares me to death. She’s the quintessential horror movie zombie that won’t quit, always on the prowl, always ready to take a bite of human flesh. My flesh. That scares me. I expect Hillary to win the Pennsylvania primary. She won’t gain many delegates but I don’t think it … Read More »