New slogan: ‘I Love White Women’

Any political campaign requires quick changes. I’ve got the black African-American vote sewn up. I split the white men vote with Hillary Clinton, but she’s leading among white women.

What’s a politician to do? Come up with a new campaign slogan.

Barack Obama: ‘I Love White Women.’

I thought of it myself. We’re having a whole series of television commercials where I kiss and hug and hold white women. The only issue I’ve run into is which state I need to run the commercials.

Should I run them in North Carolina? I’ll probably win there whether I spend any money on television commercials or not. I’m sure the slogan ‘I Love White Women’ will play well there.

Should I run them in Indiana? After spending about $10-million so far, I’m neck and neck with Hillary in the Indiana polls, so I don’t want to do something at the last minute that might not work.

When a black African-American man tells white women that he loves them how will they react?

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