It’s not a personal thing, but Hillary Clinton scares me to death. She’s the quintessential horror movie zombie that won’t quit, always on the prowl, always ready to take a bite of human flesh. My flesh. That scares me.
I expect Hillary to win the Pennsylvania primary. She won’t gain many delegates but I don’t think it matters much. She seems to enjoy the hunt for flesh. My flesh.
What I don’t have an answer for is how Hillary manages to win all those big state primaries despite being outspent. Are big states full of flesh eater groupies who rally behind their kind? New York I can understand. California is full of crazies. But Pennsylvania?
David assures me that I won’t have any more debates with Hillary. I don’t want to get that close to her. After the last debate in Pennsylvania I shook her hand and later found out I had three scratches on my arm.
I hope I’m not infected.
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