It’s time to put on my Prince Charming suit and bring it home to the ladies of Pennsylvania so I can pave my way to Pennsylvania Avenue.
The women of Pennsylvania are so starved for attention that all I have to do is smile and catch a few eyes while I’m campaigning here. These poor women are working two jobs, raising children, managing a household, and all the while their deadbeat husbands collect unemployment.
Is it any wonder that Hillary Clinton is leading in the polls here?
Not for long. The charm is on. The time is now. The ladies await their suitor. First, Philadelphia’s suburbs and the desperate housewives and soccer moms, then I move the charm and the smile and the touch and some Barry White campaign music to the many blue collar women throughout the state.
Ah, I love politics.
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