‘Howard Dean is a moron.’ There. I’ve said it. It’s not public, but it’s what I think, and it’s what most of my staff thinks I think.
Singlehandedly, Dean has done more damage to the Democratic Party than Monica Lewinsky, and she didn’t even use her hands. It’s the SuperDelegate mess. It’s the Florida and Michigan primary mess. And whose bright idea was it to schedule the Democratic Party Convention in August? Howard Dean.
Howard called me last week to float yet another solution to the Michigan and Florida problem. He said he’s made progress. The latest idea is to agree to seat the delegates at the convention, but not count their votes. Or, maybe count their votes, but allocate them to me and Senator Clinton based on how many votes we each have at the time.
That works for me, but not for Senator Clinton, which, again, works for me. Howard will call the Clinton campaign and tell them that I agree to his latest plan, to which they’ll refuse to agree just based on my agreement.
This happens every week. Howard is like the little choo-choo train that absolutely positively couldn’t get anything right, ever. I know I’ve asked this a dozen times, but someone really needs to explain to me how this man became head of the Democratic Party.
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