One of my Secret Service agents is a sour looking Men in Black type. Dark suit. Dark glasses. He never smiles. He’s always in the way. When I tell him to relax and sit down somewhere away from me, he says, ‘I’m just doing my job, boy.’ Then he changes it to, ‘Sir.’ The subtlety … Read More »
Hillary, John, and me in four years
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Here’s a good question that voters should be asking themselves. ‘Who do you want to run America in four years?’ After looking at artists sketches of Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and me, aged four years, I have to be the logical choice to be elected President. Hillary is already 60 years old and it takes … Read More »
Pastor Wright is the Devil
Monday, April 28, 2008
I don’t know how else to put it. I condemned Pastor Wright’s divisive and racists comments already. The issue should have died and been buried by now. Instead, Pastor Wright is on the offensive with a defense of what he said. Now he says that anyone who doesn’t agree with what he said about America … Read More »
New slogan: ‘I Love White Women’
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Any political campaign requires quick changes. I’ve got the black African-American vote sewn up. I split the white men vote with Hillary Clinton, but she’s leading among white women. What’s a politician to do? Come up with a new campaign slogan. Barack Obama: ‘I Love White Women.’ I thought of it myself. We’re having a … Read More »
Money can’t buy love (delegates? Maybe)
Saturday, April 26, 2008
I have to laugh at some of the math that goes into elections. Hillary Clinton spent $5-million on Pennsylvania. She gained a net increase of 10 delegates. That’s half a million dollars per delegate. If it was that easy to win a presidential nomination, I’d just offer half a million dollars to each of the … Read More »
John McCain lied. Me, too!
Friday, April 25, 2008
Nobody likes high gasoliine prices. John McCain says he has a plan to reduce gasoline prices for average Americans. I studied his plan. If it worked, and it won’t, McCain’s would will save Americans about $25 a year. The truth is this. The days of $1.50 a gallon for gasoline are over. As a politician … Read More »