Pulling a fast one on the cops

Michelle and I love Chicago. It’s the only city in the country where we can put on jeans, a hoodie, and a ski cap and walk down the streets in the dead of winter and not get hassled. Last week we headed down the street to our favorite McDonald’s for some coffee. A few McDonald’s … Read More »

Enough is enough, already!

“First class, all the way, baby!” That’s what I told Michelle. We’re scrapping the campaign for a few days and heading off to the Virgin Islands. I need a break. Enough is enough. If Hillary wants to slog through Pittsburgh and Philadelphia all week, it’s fine with me. It won’t get her any more money … Read More »

‘Crash and burn,’ my ass!

Who is Victor Davis Hanson and why does he hate me? Never trust anyone who uses all three of his names. People never hear me refer to myself as ‘Barack HUSSEIN Obama.’ I was on the beach this morning doing nothing when Michelle brings me a printed copy of The National Review article by Hanson. … Read More »

A picture tells a thousand words

What goes around, comes around. The Clintonians are having a hissy fit over some photos of Bill Clinton and Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Together. It seems that President Clinton invited Pastor Wright to the White House back when Clinton was embroiled in the Monica Lewinsky affair and was close to losing the impeachment vote to convict. … Read More »

‘My friend Katie’

Two more debates. That’s all. Hillary has agreed to another debate in Pennsylvania on April 16th, and we’ve schedule another for North Carolina on April 19th. So far, Hillary hasn’t agreed to the April 19th debate, just a few weeks before the North Carolina primary election. Why? Some of my advisors think Hillary doesn’t want … Read More »

The problem with Joe McCarthy

General Tony McPeak stuck his foot in it today. He said Bill Clinton’s campaign tactics are similar to those of Joe McCarthy. I called Tony and told him his remarks were a little over the top and not beneficial to the campaign. He said, “But Barack, it’s true. The Clintons behave just like Joe McCarthy … Read More »