My campaign slogan for the presidential election against John McCain is simple. ‘Like Bush? Vote McCain. He’s like Bush.”
That slogan is so hot that I hear John McCain’s staff is furious and don’t want President Bush to campaign for McCain before the election.
‘Like Bush? Vote McCain. He’s like Bush.’
I say it over and over and over and it still comes out fresh and funny. If I were not a politician I could make millions in the advertising business. Creating slogans is child’s play.
Here’s another one. ‘Got Debt? Blame McCain.” That one will do well in the industrial states. I came up with this one while I was shaving this morning. “Two In The Hand Is Better Than One More Bush.” I’m not sure what it means but it sounds profound and that’s what people expect from me.
My staff favorite is, “America Needs Another Leader On Social Security,” a reference to John’s age. I tell them the message is divisive since the country has so many people on Social Security.
Michelle came up with one, too. ‘John McCain. Evil Conniving Warlock.’ She’s consistent.
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