Michelle and I were talking about the effects that my campaign for President is having on the kids. We both agree there are positives and negatives. One of the positives is that we just don’t have any trouble getting dinner reservations these days. It doesn’t matter what the restaurant or how booked they are or … Read More »
A one finger salue for Cheney’s channel
February 16, 2008
I don’t care if people call this a grudge or not, but I’m not doing any interviews with reporters at the Cheney Channel, sometimes referred to as Fox News. It’s bad enough that Fox news reporting makes Adolf Hitler look like a liberal, but their reporters are male versions of the Stepford Wives with a … Read More »
The Whitman Sampler Saga
February 15, 2008
Honestly, I thought today was Valentine’s Day. Michelle was not too happy. First I forgot our anniversary last fall, now this. Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse– it got worse. This afternoon I called Michelle on the phone. “Hi, sweetheart. How’re the kids doing? Did you get the package and card I sent?” … Read More »
Until the fat lady sings
February 14, 2008
The Democratic presidential campaign is nearing the end. I know because I can hear the fat lady singing. And whining, screeching, blubbering, and shaking in her pantsuit while shaking a finger at me. I don’t know much about opera but this soap opera is officially worse than The Bill and Monica Show. Speaking of fat … Read More »
Float like a butterfly…
February 13, 2008
Muhammad Ali was the greatest heavyweight boxer of all time. ‘Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee.’ I like that. Today was my day to sting. The war in Iraq? I take the high road. The slumping economy? I take the high road. After all, I didn’t have anything to do with either one. … Read More »
Preaching to the Choir
February 12, 2008
Tonight we received a call from David Wilhelm, Bill Clinton’s campaign chairman back in 1992, and a former chairman of the Democratic National Committee. He’s ready jump ship and endorse me. He’s also a super delegate so I get to add another delegate to the stack. Bill and Hillary will be pissed. What made Wilhelm … Read More »