I know this may come back to haunt me, politically, that is, but I believe in The Campaign of Celestial Choir and Lights. This concept is not difficult to understand, which explains why my campaign for President touches a responsive chord in so many people, and resonates in a primal, though heavenly orchestral way. It truly does.
From the very beginning of my campaign for President I have worked political magic, orchestrated an inspiring re-birth of political spirits. Not only is it time to bring people together, time to unify, but I am the man of destiny, and my Campaign of Celestial Choir and Lights is proving to the American people that we can come together to solve our common problems. Whatever the solution may be, we must come together first.
Just as a light springs forth from the sky to illuminate the dark, my campaign will inspire a choir of supporters from all walks of life to embrace political change and motivate them to do what is right for the American people.
I truly believe I can do that. I have heard the celestial choir, and I have seen the celestial lights and the miracles which they work. I am that miracle. I bring that miracle. My inspiring, miraculous presidential campaign truly is Change We Can Believe In. It’s about change. And beliefs. And they’re together. Together in the light. And the light is good and warm. And illuminating. Not to mention bright. And the choir. It’s all about being harmonious. With harmony.
People believe what I tell them to believe. That’s why Hillary’s campaign is struggling so much. No lights. No choir.
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