I’m convinced that John McCain is an angry old man who relishes a good fist fight. I’d rather challenge him to one-on-one basketball. Everyone knows that angry white men can’t jump.
White men love to shoot, though. McCain is publicly scolding me about public campaign funds. He’s on record for saying he’ll take public funding if he’s the nominee. I’m on record for thinking about it. It depends. It’s not a slam dunk.
Poor John may have a lock on the Republican nomination but he hasn’t raised much money. Either there’s just not as many rich white men ready to open their checkbooks as there used to be, or they can smell the blood in the water. Whatever the reason, McCain is short on money, and I’m not.
McCain has already pledged to accept public campaign funding and I can’t blame him. People rob banks because that’s where the money is. Ever since the Watergate scandals no major party candidate has rejected public funding of a presidential election. If McCain is having trouble raising funds, then he certainly wants public funding for his campaign. I understand that.
I just don’t like being scolded in public by an angry old white man who can’t jump.
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